"We have been looking to get more residents involved in the day-to-day running of Second Life," commented Katgirl Linden, Linden Lab's Assistant Manager of Blogposts. "After our successful 'mole' program in which creative builders were employed to build roads all around the grid, we were looking for another group of residents to get more involved in the community. The 'Police' were a natural fit."
Under the new ordinance, members of the SL Fashion Police will be authorized to warn, cite, and fine residents who are in violation of good taste on the public grid. In extreme cases, such as nudity in a PG area, bling at weddings, or an impossibly gigantic ass, the offenders may even be caged, ejected or banned.
"We're really excited to be working with the Lindens on this project," said Sgt. Natalya Agincourt of the SL Fashion Police. "We know they're getting more Abuse Reports about inappropriate fashion than they can handle, so we're happy to help out."
Members of the SL Fashion Police will be issued special, extremely tasteful uniforms, created by a cadre of top fashion designers.
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11 comments:
It's been said before and I'll say it again: I for one welcome our new masters. There lies a police force I can truly admire...
...and gibber incoherently at as I develop a spontaneous twitch.
Officer Shan reporting for duty, Sah !
may i see you ban my big butt! tsssk! my butt is a fashion statement on it's own, missy! i shall be clandestine, if that's what it takes! ;P
Codie
I always look bad ass.. not big ass!
Well as a fashion designer, I wish to submit my Keen Eye for duty.
Keen Eye will be available on
Mondays, Wednesdays and Saturdays, the other days my slave, Keen Eye will be cooking and cleaning for me!
I just peed my pants!
I mean...it's a true honor and we will uphold the laws of gravity, Havok or not!
Sigh. It's half funny and half ... disturbing (SL, is to many, about freedom of expression). I roll my eyes. Laugh loudly. Thump head on table and look confused. I hate bling but big butts are so rare in this oh so beautiful world, they should be viewed as daring.
Moggs, the kind of big butts the Fashion Police are ticketing you would probably agree need a bit of meter maid justice! Check out their site :)
Divarocking, welcome to Tinydancing! :o You need to update the blog you point to in your profile! And keep up the good work! ;)
@Kanomi Thanks for the warm welcome! and second thanks for spreading the word :) I've been down in the dumps since I got passed over for CEO of LL, but your blog cheered me up!
@Moggs - Special post just for you coming up! ...on big butts!
And... the first step to right the wrongs, shall I ask if the newbie files (ie. clothes, skin, hair and shoes) will be the first on the list to be overhauled?
Can I get a specialized deputization? I'd like to specialize on checking out undies!
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