Romance 2.0

I first saw her facebook on twitter,

I gave her a yelp and a plurk.
She joined my family on flickr,
We started im-ing at work.

I confessed I wanted to blogger,
She tweeted my ning with movable type;
I pinged her xbox until she shoutcast,
We burned up a feed on skype.

The third day we were married in warcraft,
Epic wedding: orcish man, elven wife;
The fourth day she caught me cheating
with a catgirl in second life.


Now myspace is a deleted entry,
Where my wikipedia used to be.

No matter how much you google it,
there's no such thing as eharmony!

Meet Your Friend, Kanomi!

Hello, I am yoiko Kanomi, which means the good girl Kanomi. I am not a videogame, that's KOnami! Let's not mix it up! Kanomi wa newhalf desu, that means Kanomi is a special girl! I am the friend to ALL. Not just some, but ALL.

I am a fictional character, I live in a place called Second Life. It is inside some computers. When I am inside the computers I do fun and exciting things! Here is a song I made about it. You can sing along if you like!

I was born a poor anime child,
But we couldn't afford any TVs!
We lived in a manga for a while,
Our last name wasn't even Japanese!

Then I came to Second Life,
When I found it, I was thrilled.
But how can Kanomi look oh so nice?
How do I pay my shopping bills?

Now some gals like to tringo,
And some gals like to build;
But all I knew how to do,
Was fill and get filled!

Now some boys like to dance,
And some boys like to play;
But if they want in my pants,
Those boys have got to pay!

Stay tuned for more posts!