STARTUPS: My Fish Must Be Acknowledged

Slinging Some Slang

A logjam of new "SLang" hot off the grid!

A few of the more amusing expressions I've invented heard lately; like most slang these words tend to focus on the earthier and more comical aspects of SL. Enjoy!

bfotw: Boyfriend of the week; as in: "Who's that guy?" / "Oh that's Jord's bfotw!"

Caledrone: the never ending stream of conversation in the Caledon resident's group, as in: "I tried to ask about some property but my question was lost in the Caledrone..."

earhole: the nearly invisible vaginal opening on a freebie newbie female skin, as in: "Did you see that couple? How's he going to fit his big plastic q-tip in her earhole!"

emotiwhore: someone who uses at least one smilie :) or other emote in every sentence, or continually as standalone words; as in: "Hai... *^^*" / "Quit being such an emotiwhore!"

extraordinary rendition: giving your friend a blind teleport and dropping them of a cliff, into a slave cage or other humorous situation, after the infamous abduction technique

Disemboweler 5000: a cock attachment of gargantuan proportions, after a legendary, possibly mythical, early freebie; as in: "What is that thing, the Disembowler 5000?"

gfotw: Girlfriend of the week; as in: "Who's that girl?" / "Oh that's Jez's gfotw!"

ggg: genuine genetic girl; a born female whose femininity has been established by voice, irl pix, or other means; as in: "Is she a tg or a gg?"/"She says gg!"/"But is she ggg?"

IMpatient: someone who sends an IM then follows it up with three more before you can reply; as in: "Hi what's up? ... Hello? ... Are you there? ... Why do you ignore me?"

lesbut: a lesbian with an asterisk; a profile that includes, "I'm a lesbian but..."

logjam: a bunch of grey, rezzing alts piled up on the lot's default landing spot

malt: male alt. "I'm bored, I'm gonna go log on my malt and flash some noobs."

Mr. Too Right: a straight male who is well-dressed, sensitive, enjoys talking about Jane Austen...and is played by an irl woman

NNIM: Naked Noob IM, usually sounds something like this: "Hi how r u?"

noob boobs: breasts so large they can't be created with simple sliders but must be worn as attachments; also known as water booballoons and beach balls

noteplay: roleplay that involves vast quantities of notecards to read and fill out; as in: "Did you have fun on that gor sim?" / "Nah, total noteplayers."

cigar box: a slutty gal who beds a lot of men; as in: "Bunnypet is such a cigar box!"

polebot: a stripper that uses auto-greeters and other scripts to interact with guests; as in: "I tipped her 200L and her text was green!" / "Total polebot!"

pump & dump: unfriending someone not long after having sex with them for the first time; also known as buyer's remorse; as in: "Hey did you pump & dump Coolguy25?" / "Yeah, total buyer's remorse."

Sanc skank: someone hanging out looking for quick, free sex; named for a well-known TG pickup place

slap or slapanese: having Japanese names, clothes, weapons etc. despite not even speaking the language; as in: "Is Kanomi Japanese?" / "No she's a total slap!"

sledding: Second Life wedding, because it's as fast and bumpy as a sled ride and everyone gets dumped at the end

snog & log: someone who logs out immediately after the act; also known as "hump & jump" or "blow & go"

sorryguy: a female avatar whose profile begins, "Sorry guys, but I like women only..."; often taken to mean the sorryguy is also in fact, a guy

tag bag: someone who doesn't fill out their profile properly but always has some ludicrous tag in brightly colored caps over their head

tranny pet: female who loves shemales

voice griefer: one who attends live chat events to be loud and obnoxious on the microphone

The League of Virtual Vixens

It was a dark and sultry Saturday night, when I got the call from Hypno-Signal from Hypnotique. I immediately dropped my shopping back and clicked my heels, ending up in the Vixen Tower, with my fellow members of the League of Virtual Vixens...

Yes, it's another Epic Tale from Questi Comics, starring the sultry villains of Second Life. Her full post is here and the comic is available for your enjoyment on Comicdish.